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early morning converstations at the fertility clinic

March 28, 2008

Phlebotomist: Ok, date of birth?

Me: 3/28/77

P: Happy Birthday!

Me: Yeah, it’s been great so far, up at 5am, wanding while bleeding, and you missing the first stick. It’s been a great morning so far all told.

P: Yeah, but, you know, you’ll get a BABY out of it!!

Me: I’ve heard that before.

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17 comments

  1. Happy, happy! Hoping this birthday beats all others! xoxo.


  2. Happy Birthday! God you are such a youngin! Damn! I need to go find my “Magnum PI” dvds or something. What’s a dvd again?

    Happy Birthday. I hope this one is the best yet. You deserve it.


  3. Happy Birthday!


  4. Wahoo! Happy birthday!!


  5. Happy Birthday, hon!
    Oy. Love those conversations.


  6. Yom Huledet Sameach!


  7. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🙂 Fuck, I almost missed it. Been on location shooting. Well, phlebotomy aside I hope you and S have a wonderful night. Love ya.


  8. Humph!

    Happy birthday anyway.


  9. Happy birthday, belatedly! I hope it was a great one – other than that whole bleeding and wanding thing.


  10. Happy bday! Hope it got better from there on out!


  11. Happy Birthday! Here’s hoping that little wand had the magic juju to stir around some WELL earned luck this time.


  12. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR J
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
    (all sung off key of course)

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
    YOU LIVE IN A SHOE
    YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY
    AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO
    (ok I am a dork)

    I hope you day only gets better and all of this proves the cruddy phlebotomist right!!


  13. Happy birthday! I’m a March 77 girl as well. I hope your day gets better.


  14. Happy Belated Birthday! Hope this one turns out to be a very memorable one in retrospect.


  15. Happy birthday! I’m sorry I’m catching up so late in the weekend. Hope you had a great weekend…


  16. Happy birthday… but, yeah, a sucky way to start it. And Pollyanna phlebotomist can bite… something.


  17. Happy birthday to you!



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