Archive for March 28th, 2008

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early morning converstations at the fertility clinic

March 28, 2008

Phlebotomist: Ok, date of birth?

Me: 3/28/77

P: Happy Birthday!

Me: Yeah, it’s been great so far, up at 5am, wanding while bleeding, and you missing the first stick. It’s been a great morning so far all told.

P: Yeah, but, you know, you’ll get a BABY out of it!!

Me: I’ve heard that before.

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Girl all I want right now is you

March 28, 2008

The most exciting news that comes from this area of the world is that George Michael will be performing in Boston on July 27th. We are so freaking going. Because yes, we are that gay.